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Devious Journal Entry

Fri Nov 20, 2009, 12:42 PM
  • Mood: Dazed
I wish I had
a horse's head
a tiger's heart
an apple bed.


Why was the only Slovenian disco closed?
The Austrians and Croats kept complaining about the noise.

Conversation between airline pilot approaching Slovenia and Slovenian air traffic control.
Pilot: "This is flight ABC123, requesting permission for flythrough."
Slovenian air traffic control: "Welcome to Slov... Goodbye."


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:iconmashia:
hvala ti :heart:

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an intellectual says simple thing in a hard way. an artist says a hard thing in a simple way.
:iconmikelli:
Hey, es ist Random-Samstag! :la:

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( What a Denglish! (-: )

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:iconthemorris:
oo no. ;o

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herz
brennt.
:iconmikelli:
Ich hab noch mehr!

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:lol:

(Das ist kein Spam aus Langeweile. Neiiin.)

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( What a Denglish! (-: )

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:iconmikelli:
Hach, es freut mich, wenn ich dich verstören kann. :heart:

Ich hab auch noch eine JesusxHilter FF.
Interesse?

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( What a Denglish! (-: )

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:iconoriginalnuplz:

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I may have lost the battle, but i will winn the war.
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It wasn’t my fault! I was under the imperious curse at the time…

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